alright here is everything wrong with this recollection of that night:
a) both i and the cop know that she didnt not know about brent txting me for the entire half hour he had her phone.
b) this is my favorite one because she actually dares to say i didnt have the balls to get my shit back to all her internet friends but wouldnt dare say this to anyone she actually knows cause I’ve been txting and calling her for over a month and everytime she sees me and zoe she like runs and hides cause shes fucking terrified of us. i didnt even say anything about the pillow pet and snuggie but hey nice to have those back too.
c) the cop then proceeded to completely not believe anything they said when they told her we were fucked up cause GUESS WHAT BRO WE BLEW ZEROS.
d) also both zoe and i were home by 4am after watching the hangover at this kids house so obvi the cop was gone by 2am at the latest.
e) i was the one who stopped talking to this bitch cause i was sick of her narcissistic bullshit, guess what sweetie if everyone says that you are fucking narcissistic and full of shit then you probs are!!
f) now that you think you’re super badass because you have a police record maybs you’ll actually be able to face me instead of talk shit behind my back right? probs not. oh high school, so glad im done with you in just over a week.
/end rant
(Source: skeletonhat)
